The Bulldogs Split in the U.P.
Ferris is unable to claim the lead in the GLIAC North with loss.
By Mo McNeil, Sports Editor
Shot from the paint Senior forward Rachel Folcik shoots a jump shot over a defender. Folcik helped FSU to a split
on the road trip while scoring 26 points, grabbing five rebounds and playing 52 minutes. Photograph By: Ben Kramer, Photo Editor
The Bulldogs were on the road in the
U.P. this past week, where they defeated
the host Northern Michigan Wildcats
81-66 on Thursday, but couldn’t knock
the Michigan Tech Huskies out on
Saturday in overtime, losing 75-74.
Ferris went in the Michigan Tech
game confident and with the mind set
that it was better than Tech.
“We are the first place team in the
north in the GLIAC. But it is tough
taking on the team we are tied with on
their home court. We know we have to
be ready to play well and put two full
halves of good teamwork together to
beat a strong Huskies team.”
“We also know that ‘to be the best,
we must play the best.’ We are coming
off two very solid performances
and hopefully have gained some confidence
as we go up to play Northern and
Tech this weekend,” head coach Tracey
Dorow said prior to the game.
The Bulldogs played the best in the
first half going up by 10 with 13:24
remaining, after senior guard Katie
Loosvelt sunk both her free throws.
The Bulldogs shut down the Huskies
on their next possession as junior forward
Jenna Guay grabbed the defensive
rebound and junior center Ashley
Fleming finished the play with the lay
in to go up by 12, 19-7.
The Huskies refused to roll over and
began fighting back, to eventually tie
the score at 35 all with 1:34 remaining
in the first half.
The Huskies’ Tara Ferris fouled
Fleming with 12 seconds remaining in
the half, sending her to the free throw
line. Fleming made them both to send
the Bulldogs into the locker room up by
two, 40-38.
The Bulldogs came out fighting in
the second half, and were able to keep
the Huskies at bay as they went up by
seven,61-54, with a three pointer from
senior forward Sam Johns with 9:10
remaining.
The Huskies once again jumped up
and began fighting to get back into the
game. With 7:12 remaining in the game,
the Huskies’ Katie Zimmerman nailed a
three to put the Huskies up by two.
The Bulldogs and Huskies refused to
back down and the lead was exchanged
twice before either team could control
the ball. After the Huskies’ Katie
Wysocky made a lay up with 1:47
remaining to tie the score at 69, the
game was sent into overtime.
“We must not turn the ball over excessively.
We definitely need to minimize
easy points (fast break points, points off
turnovers, or offensive rebound baskets)
and get as many of those on our offensive
end as we can,” said Dorrow.
“In order to beat those teams on their
home floors, we MUST play tougher
than they do and that’s never an easy
task. Loose balls need to end up in
our hands and if we get our hands on
rebounds or steals, we need to finish the
play,” Dorow said prior to the game.
The Huskies didn’t allow the
Bulldogs many looks from the
field and gave up only one field
goal to senior center Rachel
Folcik, the Bulldogs scored
their other three points from the
free throw line.
The Huskies escaped with
the win and first place in the
GLIAC north.
The Bulldogs were led by
junior guard Teghan Thelen with
14 points. Folcik and Johns both
added 11 points, and Fleming
chipped in with 10 points.
The victory against the
Northern Michigan Wildcats on
Thursday was sparked by a big
first half where the Bulldogs
posted 50 points and led by as
many as 19.
“It’s always good to see your
seniors playing well. Katie
also has had some strong performances
as of late and right
now we are using two of our
three seniors as weapons off
the bench. They are explosive
players and when they get on
the court, the other team is usually
a little tired and we hope
to use that to our advantage,”
Dorow said before the game.
The Bulldogs dominated
in every aspect of the game
in the first half, picking each
other up and wearing down the
Wildcats.
The Wildcats outscored the
Bulldogs 34-31 in the second
half, but it wasn’t enough to
knock off the favored Bulldogs.
The Bulldogs were led by
Folcik with a game-high 16
points. Junior forward Caitlin
Hutchison, Guay and Fleming
all recorded 11 points each in
the win.
The Bulldogs continue their
road trip next week as they take
on Ashland tomorrow at 5:30
p.m., and Findlay at 1 p.m. on
Saturday.
Bulldogs Split Away Weekend
Ferris beats Michigan Tech in barn burner.
By Ben Kramer, Photo Editor
Driving towards the bucket Freshman guard Bryan Pasciak (2) looks to drive around a pick set by teammate junior forward
Jason Holder (34). Pasciak scored 12 points, four rebounds and 53 minutes of playing time
while on the road trip to the Upper Penninsula. Photograph By: Ben Kramer, Photo Editor
After losing the first game on their
Upper Peninsula road trip, the Ferris
State men’s basketball team shot with
pin-point accuracy holding a lead through
out the game to knock off Michigan
Tech University. The Bulldogs edged the
Huskies 88-83 by shooting 69.2 percent
from the three point line at SDC Gym in
Houghton, Mich.
Michigan Tech and Ferris State
swapped the lead all the way through the
first half. The two teams only allowed the
other to build up five point leads before
pulling them back in. The Bulldogs were
able to build up a seven point lead right
before half time, but the Huskies battled
the boards and scored the final bucket
right before the buzzer.
Ferris State built up a 10 point lead
half way through the second half and
was able to keep it above five points until
the last minute of the game. The Huskies
put on a late charge but the Bulldogs
made all but one of their foul shots as
Michigan Tech looked to foul. Ferris
State shot 57.1 percent from the field for
the game, 69.2 percent from behind the
arc, 75 percent from the free throw line
and made 12 points off turnovers.
The Bulldogs had four of eight players
score in double figures. Leading
the way for Ferris State was freshman
forward DeJuan Wright. Wright came
off the bench to score a game leading 30
points. Wright recorded seven rebounds,
two assists, 75 percent from the three
point line, 72 percent from the field and
73 percent from the free throw line.
Freshman center Justin Keenan,
senior forward C.J. Van Wieren and
freshman point guard Bryan Pasciak all
put up minutes and points in the victory.
Keenan scored 19 points, five defensive
rebounds and 75 percent from the field
and the free throw line while playing
27 minutes. Van Wieren played the best
game of his senior year scoring a high of
17 points. Van Wieren converted 100 percent
from the free throw line, 50 percent
from the three point line and 55 percent
from the field while tallying up 31 minutes
of playing time. Pasciak scored 10
points, four rebounds, 57 percent from
the field and 100 percent from the three
point line while playing 33 minutes.
Michigan Tech University was led by
guard Robby Springborn and center Sean
Geary. Springborn scored 24 points, 43
percent from the three point line and the
field and 75 percent from the free throw
line. Geary scored 16 points, three assists
and 46 percent from the field. Geary
helped the Huskies with 28 points from
the paint and the 34-28 rebounding average.
In the first game of the northern road
trip, Ferris State fell short to Northern
Michigan 71-57 in Marquette. The
Wildcats built up a 16 point lead half
way through the first half. The Bulldogs
fought back and pulled Northern
Michigan’s lead down to eight points
at half time. Starting off the second
half, the Wildcats kept the pressure on.
Northern Michigan built their lead back
up to 15 points before finishing with a
14 point victory. The Wildcats scored 19
points off Ferris State turnovers and won
the paint battle as well scoring 18 points
to the Bulldogs four.
Leading the way for Ferris State were
their big men up front; freshman forward
Lou Williams and freshman center Justin
Keenan. Keenan came off the bench to
score 16 points, grabbing eight rebounds,
shooting 100 percent from the free throw
line and 37 percent from the field while
racking up 35 minutes. Williams played
23 minutes, scoring 14 points, grabbing
three rebounds and shooting 54 percent
from the field.
The Wildcats were led by Jake Suardini,
Tyler Kazmierkoski and Jerard Ajami.
These three starters for Northern Michigan scored 62 of their
71 points. Suardini scored 24
points, five rebounds, 46 percent
from the field and 73 percent
from the free throw line.
Ajami scored 20 points, three
boards, 100 percent from the
free throw line and 32 percent
from the field. Kazmierkoski
scored 18 points, 42 percent
from the three point line and 43
percent from the field.
Ferris State heads to Ashland,
Ohio on Thursday, Jan. 31 to
tip off with Ashland University.
The Bulldogs make another
road trip on Saturday, Feb. 2
to Findley, Ohio to play 11th
ranked University of Findley.
Ferris State returns to Wink
Arena Thursday, Feb. 7 to tip
off with Northern Michigan
University at 8 p.m.
Bulldogs Hockey Loses and Ties Against Western
The weekend leaves the Bulldogs wanting more.
By Jeff Wandell, Ferris State Torch
Dumping the puck Freshman winger Mike Fillinger (7) looks to backhand the puck into the
zone. Fillinger scored twice, plus one goal differential and had two penalties in
the weekend series with Western. Photograph By: Ben Kramer, Photo Editor
Short-handed Goal! Junior winger Brendan Connolly (9) scores a breakaway short-handed goal. Connolly scored two goals, one shorthanded
and six penalty minutes against Western last weekend. Photograph By: Ben Kramer, Photo Editor
The Ferris State Bulldogs were
unable to notch a win this past
weekend against the Western
Michigan Broncos as they were
forced to settle for a loss and a
tie.
The Bulldogs are 10-11-3 overall
and 7-9-2 in Central Collegiate
Hockey Association play after the
weekend.
The teams split a home and
home series with game one on
Western’s ice.
Western opened up the scoring
in the first period with freshman
Ryan Watson putting one past
freshman goalie Patrick Nagle.
The Bulldogs fired right back
with junior left wing Brendan
Connolly putting up the first goal
for the Bulldogs.
Less than a minute later freshman
left wing Mike Fillinger put
the Bulldogs ahead by one as he
scored with assists going to sophomore
Blair Riley and senior center
man Adam Miller.
Fillinger was called for a holding
penalty after his goal and
Western took full advantage as
defenseman Nathan Ansell tied
the game at two.
Sophomore right wing Cody
Chupp scored his fifth goal of
the season and was able to put
the Bulldogs ahead of Western
for the second time in the game
with a power-play goal assisted by
freshman center Justin Menke and
Riley.
The Bulldogs headed into the
third period with a one goal lead
but it was short lived as freshman
Max Campbell scored for
the Broncos and tied the game at
three.
Junior right wing Matt
Clackson gave the Broncos the
final lead of the game scoring off a
pass from sophomore center Chris
Clackson.
Despite an offensive flurry late
in the game, the Bulldogs fell to
the Broncos 4-3.
“Defensively we’ve let up a
few too many goals and offensively
we need to score more goals.”
Fillinger said.
The next night both teams faced
off at Ferris in Ewigleben Arena.
The Bulldogs came out with
determination as they looked to
improve on the loss the night
before.
The Broncos had a two on
one early in the game but senior
defenseman Adam Welch made a
great play to break up the pass and
direct it behind the net preventing
a scoring opportunity.
Fillinger scored the first goal
of the game and his second of the
series as the puck came out to the point where freshman defenseman
Scott Witecha took the initial shot.
The puck rebounded off Western
Goalie Riley Gill and Fillinger
was there to knock it home.
Fillinger took a penalty shortly
after his opening goal, giving
Western a chance to tie the game
but the Bulldogs were able to hold
the Broncos to only one shot on
their power play.
The Broncos took a two minute
slashing penalty less than a minute
after their power play giving the
Bulldogs a one man advantage and
a chance to increase their lead, but
the Bulldogs were unable to convert.
Senior right winger Jeff Pierce
scored for the Broncos shortly
after the power play ended on a
nice backhand shot over the shoulder
of O’Keefe evening the score
at one.
The first period was full of
penalties as Connolly, Menke, and
Bronco’s center Max Campbell
were all sent to the box at different
times.
The Broncos were able to take
full advantage of the power play
off of Menke’s penalty as Pierce
scored his second of the night
throwing a wrist shot over the
shoulder of Bulldog Goalie Mitch
O’Keefe, putting the Broncos
ahead by one.
The Bulldogs ended the third
period down by one despite outshooting
the Broncos 14-4.
Chupp was penalized for interference
with fourteen minutes left
in the second period giving the
Broncos another power play.
The Bulldogs scored a shorthanded
goal as Connolly came
down the middle of the ice unchallenged
and picked up a pass from
left winger Casey Haines,. Next,
he crossed the blue line and deked
left, then right, and pulled the puck
back to his forehand and slammed
it into the open net leaving the Gill
looking like a deer in headlights.
“That doesn’t happen very
often,” Connolly said. “You stay
calm and make your move. That’s
my move, I stick to that when I get
a chance.”
The Broncos picked up a
slashing penalty about halfway
through the second period and less
than a minute later the Broncos
took another penalty giving the
Bulldogs a two man advantage.
Freshman defenseman Zach
Redmond came down the left wing
and slipped the puck between the
defenseman’s legs, picked it up
on the other side, then passed the
puck across the crease to a wide
open Menke who hammered it
home into the open net.
The Bulldogs headed into the
third period with a one goal lead
as they looked to put down the
Broncos.
The Broncos wouldn’t be
defeated, as halfway through the
third they were able to put one past
O’Keefe on a power-play and tie
the game at one.
Regulation ended with the
teams tied at three and a five minute
overtime was introduced to
break the tie.
Despite offensive opportunities
from both teams, the overtime
went scoreless and the Broncos
and Bulldogs had to settle for a
tie.
“We're disappointed with the
tie tonight,” Bulldogs head coach
Bob Daniels said. “We didn’t lose
but it’s disappointing to surrender
the lead and wind up with a tie.”
The Bulldogs are away next
week as they look to take down
the Lake Superior State Lakers
and improve their record.
Patriots Play for Perfection
Giants look for 11th win away from the Meadowlands.
By Ben Kramer, Photo Editor
On Sunday, Feb. 3, the
American Football Conference
Champion New England Patriots
look to finish their destiny with a
perfect season of 19-0. Standing
in their way is Eli Manning and
the National Football Conference
Champion New York Giants.
The two teams kick off from the
University of Phoenix Stadium
in Glendale, Ariz. home of the
Arizona Cardinals at 6 p.m.
New England’s playoff run
went through Jacksonville and
San Diego along with their first
round bye. The Patriots defeated
the Jaguars 31-20 and the
Chargers 21-12, both at home in
Foxborough, Mass.
The Patriots come into the
game as the best in the NFL in
the regular season. New England
led the league with 36.8 points
per game, 411.2 total yards per
game and 295.7 passing yards
per game.
New England’s non-existent
running game was ranked
thirteenth with 115.6 yards per
game. Even though you didn’t
hear Laurence Maroney or Kevin
Faulk’s names due to the attention
given to Tom Brady’s passing
game, they still racked up
more yards per game than half of
the NFL teams.
Tom Brady’s record of 50
touchdown passes was spread out
through his multiple weapons.
Receiving almost half of them
was wide receiver Randy Moss.
Moss pulled in 23 touchdown
catches also breaking the single
season mark. Brady’s slot receiver,
Wes Welker grabbed a single
season high of 112 receptions
and 1,175 yards. Wide receivers
Donte’ Stallworth, Jabar Gaffney,
and tight end Ben Watson also
helped New England’s spread
offense move down the field.
Junior Seau and Mike Vrabel
played on both sides of the ball.
Seau lined up as the goal line
fullback and Vrabel lined up as a
tight end. Vrabel had two receptions
for two touchdowns this
season.
New England’s defense was
also up to par this season. The
Patriots were fourth with 17.1
points allowed, fourth with 288.3
yards per game allowed and tenth
against the run with 98.2 yards
per game allowed.
The New York Giants had a
much harder playoff run to get
this far. Being one of the lower
seeded teams, the Giants had
to travel for all three games.
They defeated Tampa Bay in
the Wild Card game 24-14. In
the Divisional Playoffs, New
York battled Dallas for the third
time this season. The Cowboys
won the first two battles, but
the Giants prevailed in the playoff
game winning 21-17. Last
weekend, New York traveled to
below freezing Lambeau Field
where they defeated Green Bay
in overtime on the leg of kicker
Lawrence Tynes.
The Giants come into the
Super Bowl with the best away
record of 10-1. New York is
ranked fourteenth with 23.3
points per game, sixteenth with
331.4 total yards per game and
fourth behind running back
Brandon Jacobs with 134.2 rushing
yards per game.
New York is led by the arm of
four year veteran Eli Manning.
Manning played the best out of
all the quarterbacks in the playoffs,
throwing four touchdowns
and zero interceptions. Wide
receivers Plaxico Burress and
Amani Toomer led the way for
the passing attack for the Giants
all season. Burress recorded 70
receptions and 12 touchdowns
while Toomer grabbed 59 passes
and racked up 760 yards.
Tight end Jeremy Shockey,
also a big time play maker, got
injured towards the end of the
season. Taking his place, Kevin
Boss has stepped up and become
one of Manning’s favorite targets.
The Giants' defense was better
than average this season. New
York is ranked seventeenth allowing
21.9 points per game, seventh
allowing 305 yards per game
and eighth allowing 97.7 rushing
yards per game. The defense is
led by Michael Strahan, Antonio
Pierce and Osi Umenyiora.
Umenyiora led the Giants with
13 sacks on the season and Pierce
led with 103 tackles. Strahan, a
defensive captain, is one of only
three returning from the Giants
Super Bowl appearance XXXV.
With Manning playing the
best football of his life and Brady
nearing perfection, I think the
offensive lines are going to be
a huge x-factor in this game.
New England’s offensive line has
allowed 21 sacks on the season
while New York’s offensive
line has allowed 28. The Giants'
defense led the NFL with 53 sacks
on the season but the Patriots are
right behind them with 47. I
believe if Umenyiora, Strahan
and Justin Tuck can put pressure
on Tom Brady, the Giants will
have a really good chance to win.
New York has already proven
they can compete with the best
in the southern heat by beating
Dallas and their weapons. I look
for this to be a close game with
the offensive and defensive lines
deciding the outcome. I got my
information from nfl.com.
NHL All-Star Game Lacks Luster
Four starters have been sidelined with injuries.
By Jeff Wandell, Ferris State Torch
The National Hockey League
All-Star game is the stage for the
league's top players to showcase
their skills on national TV. This
year will be a little dimmer as
some of the leagues stars will be
missing.
Sidney Crosby, the face of the
NHL, is sidelined with an ankle
injury. Henrik Zetterberg, leading
goal scorer for the top ranked
Detroit Red Wings is out with
back spasms. Dan Heatley, one
of the top scorers for the Ottawa
Senators, is out with a shoulder
injury. Also on the disabled list
are goalies Martin Brodeur and
Roberto Luongo.
In this writer's opinion, the
All-Star game doesn’t hold too
much interest for me. It’s a public
relations bonanza where the top
executives for the NHL attempt
to gather the best players they
can and throw them on a hockey
rink expecting some kind of fireworks
show.
Unfortunately that’s not how it
works. Most of the time, instead
of brilliant, explosive fireworks,
you're left with a pack of sparklers,
or maybe a roman candle
at best.
It’s coming up on playoff season
and these executives expect
the best players from each team
to put their bodies on the line and
play in a game that doesn’t really
matter.
I follow hockey very closely
and I know that the players are
tough as nails. These are the guys
that catch a stick across the eyebrow
exposing a gash that would
bring most men to their knees.
Yet five minutes later they're
back on the ice with fresh new
stitches.
Ok, Sid the Kid’s injury is
pretty serious, I’ll admit that,
and from what I hear it’s probably
best that Heatley stay out
of the lineup as well. But I know
Zetterberg and a few others I
could name would be able to
play at the drop of a hat. But why
though?
Why not take a break when you
get the chance? The hype around
the All-Star game is all smoke
and mirrors. I don’t believe these
players go out on the ice and give
it everything they have, and I
don’t blame them either.
The All-Star game is supposed
to be for the fans, and this part I
believe. We are the ones who
vote on who plays in the game
and we're the ones who watch it,
but it’s a bittersweet feeling.
You watch these guys on the
ice and yes, they're good, but you
know they're better. You know
that there's an entirely different
gear these guys have and yet we
don’t get to see it, and that’s just
from the ones who play.
Other than the injuries of four
of the starting 12 players, this
year, eight other players have
pulled out for numerous reasons.
So when we're told we're watching
the best of the best we're
really not.
We're watching the players
who decided to show up and give
it half of what they have just to
do their job for the public relations
team of the NHL.
I don’t believe it’s just
the NHL either. The National
Football League is another great
example. In a sport where injuries
happen constantly and you
never know if you’re walking
out of the game or being carried
out on a stretcher, why risk it and
play in a game with a bunch of
teammates you’ve never played
with?
If you really want to see the
best of the best, really see that
fifth gear that these guys can
kick it into, watch game seven
in the NHL playoffs, that’s were
you’ll see an All-Star game. But
it won’t be played by the “best”
in the league. It will be played by
gritty, nasty, hard edged hockey
players who put it all on the line
because they're not considering
tomorrow. No back or shoulder
injury will keep a player from a
game like that, no way.
In the 1996 NHL playoffs,
Doug Brown played for the
Detroit Red Wings. He also
played with a torn groin muscle
and before every game the doctors
would pump him full of
anesthetic so he could play.
The Red Wings won the
Stanley Cup that year, that’s a
minimum of 16 games but in
reality it was more like 20. By
the end of the playoffs, Brown’s
groin muscle was nearly completely
torn from his bone, but it
was worth it to hold the Stanley
Cup. You will never see a player
do that for an All-Star game.
I’m not trying to take anything
away from the players who
participate in the All-Star game,
rather my hat is off to them. As
a fan, I appreciate every game
that they play in, and it is quite
an honor to be selected as an All-
Star.
I always watch a bit of the
All-Star game because I do love
hockey, and once in awhile lightning
does strike and magic happens.
So I guess I’ll just sit back,
watch a little bit of the skills
competition and count down the
days until that first playoff game
when the show really starts.
Anti-Announcers and Analysts' View of
what could cost a team the Super Bowl
10 ways the Giants or Patriots could win the Super Bowl.
By Mo McNeil
I don’t know about most of
you, but I can’t stand announcers
or analysts. I hate how
they always say the obvious,
and talk about things nobody
cares about. So I compiled my
own ideas of what could cost
a team the Super Bowl that
an analyst would not come up
with.
With the Super Bowl less
than a week away, I felt like
I needed to write about it.
Although I don’t really follow
professional football, I tend
to watch the game more for
the ads than anything. I’ve
decided to compile a satirical
list of ways a team can blow
the Super Bowl.
10) The loss of the coin
toss. I’m not talking about the
Giants calling heads, the coin
landing on heads, and the refs
claim the Giants called tails. If
the ref is out to get the Giants
on a coin toss, the Giants
can expect a long 60 minute
game.
9) A color blind quarterback.
Patriots’ quarterback Tom
Brady had three interceptions
against the San Diego Chargers.
If Brady or the Giants’ quarterback
Eli Manning forget what
color their jerseys are, or get
confused on the similar color
schemes, the defenses will be
seeing a lot of playing time,
causing points to increase as
the defense tires.
8) Forgetting where the end
zone is. If the wide receivers
forget which end zone they’re
headed for, well, it may get
interesting. Anyone know the
rule of scoring in the other
team’s end zone?
7) Black Sox anyone? Let’s
hope history doesn’t repeat
itself and the bookies and
players don’t meet somewhere
and strike up a deal about how
everyone can make an extra
million dollars.
6) A streaker, a clown, and
another distraction. I don’t
know how many old school
games involve some crazy fan
streaking the field. One crazy
fan that wants a brew and tackles
a player could be the game
changing performance, and the
Patriots may not recover.
5) A ref reliving his glories
days. One over-exuberant referee
wanting to relive his pee
wee football days, and interferes
with the play causing A)
an interception, B) a sack C) a
blown coin toss. Men in stripes
should never be given power.
4) Heat stroke, frost bite,
cramps or sun poisoning.
Granted the teams are playing
in Arizona, but both teams were
playing in brutal cold temperatures
almost two weeks ago
and they may not have thawed
out. The heat of the desert
may cause issues to both teams
from the north who only see
weather above 70 degrees for
a couple weeks out of the year.
3) Scorpion stings. It’s
understandable that the teams
will want to see the sights of
Phoenix, which is one giant
sandbox. If a player has an
unfortunate incident with a
scorpion, rattle snake or some
other not-so-cute animal not
seen on the east coast, may
cause a player to become curious
and want to play with
the little creature, causing
the player to be on the DL,
because of venom poisoning.
2) Roping, checking, and
playing like Disney’s Mighty
Ducks. Remember Mighty
Ducks 2? I’m thinking if
either team tries to lasso the
linebacker, the penalty will be
more than 15 yards and an
automatic first down.
1) A corn dog. Manning is
unable to enjoy food he normally
eats in the stands when
watching his older brother
Indianapolis Colts’ quarterback
Peyton Manning play
in the playoffs, and is unsure
what to do with the ball that is
handed to him on the four yard
line.
Is This Weird?
Just because it's different, doesn't mean it's not fun.
By Ebony Franklin, News Editor
I was sitting at my desk on
Sunday wondering what people
outside of America did for fun.
I wanted to know if everybody
played soccer, football, basketball,
tennis, and the other
Americanized sports.
Of course I knew the answer
to my own question was no. So
I decided to amuse myself and
find out the different types of
sports in the world. I’ve even
gone so far as to share my findings
with you. No need to thank
me for the instant enjoyment
you’ll find in these sports. But
hey, if you try them, be sure to
let me know about it.
According to bbc.com, the
Man vs. Horse Marathon is a
popular sport in Wales. The idea
is for man to beat the horse
through a 22 mile cross country
route. Like any cross country
route, this one is filled with
steep slopes and natural obstacles
to test the endurance of man
and horse.
I would think a man would
never beat a healthy horse at
running but hey, what do I
know? Recently, a marine won
a large sum of money when he
beat the horse. There’s even a
way for the man to cheat. The
man is allowed to run through a
certain part of the terrain but the
horse has to run around.
In the town of Sonkajarvi,
located in the eastern part of
Finland, people participate in
the annual Wife Carrying World
Championships. The contest
is simple. Grab your wife, or
somebody else’s, and carry her
to the finish line faster than the
other contestants.
There are no rules about
weight. The fastest winning
record set in 1999 was featured
in the Guinness Book of World
Records. I dare you to go to
Finland and carry your wife to
the finish line.
While in Finland you can
sign-up for the annual Sauna
World Championships. It’s simple.
All you have to do is sit in
a sauna longer than anyone else
without passing out. That’s no
big deal, right? It only feels like
the sun is shining directly on
you and there’s no way for you
to escape!
In South Australia people
throw tuna. This seems simple
but full grown fish can weigh
as much as 50 kilograms. This
competition is annual and former
Olympic gold medalist,
Dean Lukin, won one year.
How would you like to chase
the cheese? In the English village
of Brockworth Gloucestershire
that’s what they do. Contestants
roll a block of cheese down the
hill and then chase after it.
This event has been banned
time after time because people
kept getting hurt. Just think,
you would get hurt too if you
were chasing a piece of cheese
down a steep hill while you
were drunk.
Looking for something to do
to waste time? You could always
play the game Winnie the Pooh
played with Christopher Robins.
You know what I’m talking
about. The one where they each
dropped sticks into the river and
waited to see whose stick would
reach the end of the river first.
Yeah, it’s not my fault they
didn’t have anything better to do.
But I won’t knock it. According
to deadspin.com they play this
game in Oxfordshire England.
It’s even said to be a lot of fun
with a couple of drinks, the right
people, and plenty of food.
You’ve heard of arm wrestling
but what about toe wrestling.
Yes, toe wrestling! This
sport is popular in England
which is where the World Toe
Wrestling Championships are
held.
I’m sure you already know
how it’s played. It’s like thumb
wrestling. Contestants try to
force each others' foot down for
the win.
Then there’s the World
Elephant Polo Association,
according to elephantpolo.com.
Elephant polo lovers come from
everywhere to participate in this
sport that’s been around for 25
years.
I must admit that I use to like
playing with marbles when I
was a kid. Now that I’m older
I’m thinking I should try competing
in the World Marble
Championships.
Just imagine, you can play
marbles almost anywhere. No
worrying about bad weather
with this sport.
In 2006, the British and
World Marbles Championships
took place in a London pub.
What’s interesting is that the
game of marbles was invented
in 1588. Two men decided to
play a game with small glass
objects to decide who would
get the hand of a certain young
lady.
According to the Web site,
Interesting Thing of the Day,
there is a sport called underwater
hockey. Of course this game
is played at the bottom of a pool.
Using sticks shorter than regular
hockey sticks, players dive
into the pool and push the puck
around.
The interesting part of this
game is that there is no one
guarding the goals. Players can
substitute whenever they feel
like it and halftime is only two
minutes.
The sport is said to be very
demanding. The pressure of the
water, pushing around a heavy
puck, and holding your breath
can start to take a toll on your
body. I just really hope people
who choose to play this sport
can swim.
Underwater hockey was
invented in 1954 by a British
diving club. There are teams in
Europe, Africa, Asia, and North
and South America.
The next time you’re feeling
a little tired of playing the same
American sports, day in and day
out, try one of the above. I can’t
guarantee that you’ll have fun,
but it’s worth a try!