Nationalism in Naïvety
AMERICANS PRIDE THEMSELVES IN LIVING IN THE "BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD."
By Mo McNeil, Sports Editor
I was watching “The Today
Show” like I do every morning
when I’m getting ready for
class, and there was a short segment
about Americans becoming
dumber.
“The Today Show” was proceeded
with a montage of “The
Simple Life” “The Newlyweds,”
and “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth
Grader?” where people struggled
with what a fish-filet was, if tuna
was in fact tuna or chicken, and
the capital of Hungary.
I don’t know if it’s Jessica
Simpson, Nicole Richie and Paris
Hilton and even Kellie Pickler
living up to the “dumb-blonde”
stereotype, or if Americans truly
are dumb.
Even Jay Leno enjoys going
out on the street to ask young
adults who was the 14th president,
the capital of France, and
the north most point in the United
States.
Most people can’t answer,
while I enjoy laughing at their
stupidity, it also concerns me
that they too represent the public
school system, and one day could
hold a job in a large business or
working in government.
It’s not just common civilians;
we are led by a president who is
mocked in every country for his
inability to pronounce "nuclear"
and other words along with struggling
to make it through a sentence
without stuttering.
I’m not knocking Bush, well,
not intentionally, but the entire
world is making fun of “stupid
Americans.” Yes, you become
angry when someone from another
country says this, but we are.
According to “The Today
Show” only 40 percent of people
from the age of 20-44 read a book
in the last year. One book this
includes: “See Spot Run.”
Want to hear what the reason
was behind people not reading?
They were too busy. My response:
You watch four hours of TV a day,
and you can’t read a book?
That was the similar response
to the people discussing the
declining American intelligence.
Yes, I watch a lot of TV, but I
have read at least three books this
year, and it’s the end of February.
Already I’m close to being done
with “Pride and Prejudice” and
have about 900 pages remaining
in “War and Peace.”
Does this make me intelligent?
Probably not, as I had to ask what
30 percent of 10 was in one of my
classes.
I can however tell you that
Budapest is the capital of Hungary,
France and England are separated
by the English Channel (no, not a
channel on TV, you moron!) and it
is roughly two English pounds to
the American dollar.
No, I didn’t use Google.
I feel like as Americans we are
getting fatter, we are becoming
dumber, or the news is just focusing
on those that struggle with
basic elementary history, geography,
and science.
I don’t know if it’s because
as people get older they begin
focusing on other topics, or just
wanting to watch pointless television
programs after a long day at
work.
It doesn’t matter why we
choose to entertain ourselves with
pointless shows, or whatever else,
the fact is, we as Americans can't
proclaim ourselves superior to
other countries where many citizens
speak two to three languages
by the time they graduate secondary
school.
When I was over in Europe
in the summer of 2001, I had
the opportunity to stay with the
Neuholds, an Austrian family for
a week.
The family was amazed I didn’t
know German or French. The fact
I knew enough Spanish to ask
what time it was and if someone
wanted to play tennis did not
impress them. They were under
the impression that as Americans
we were taught all the languages
our companies did business with.
They were shocked when I
said that I didn’t learn another language
until eighth grade. Maybe
it’s our educational system that is
leading to our ignorance. But if I
do blame the education system,
why is it the adults that struggle
with geography questions?
We need to take a good look
at ourselves, get over our egos
and know that we can no longer
proclaim ourselves superior when
we’re not.
Drive it Away
SOME MORE (POSSIBLY) HELPFUL
CAR INFORMATION.
By James O'Gorman, Editor in Chief
A few weeks ago I presented some tips
on driving in winter. This week I'll share
one more, then talk about insurance.
I’m not sure how much more snow we
will have this year, but it is very important
to be safe on the road when there's snow.
I’m not talking about what to do when
driving, but rather what to do before you
pull out of the driveway.
First thing is start the car. Crawl in
from the passenger side if you have to, and
get the engine running so the oil has time
to change from “molasses in January” to a
suitable lubrication. Now get back outside
and start brushing and scraping.
I suppose that if the front window has
a porthole-size area to see through, that is
good enough – but if you get in an accident
I don’t think any police officer would
look too kindly on you. Be sure that all the
windows are clear and that all the headlights
and blinkers are free from obstruction.
I also clear the hood of snow since
it will all blow over the windows when I
drive. There might not be any more snow
this year, so just promise me that you will
remember this for next year.
Okay, now that I've got that pet peeve
out of the way, lets talk insurance. It can
be costly, but it’s the law and very helpful.
My company paid off my first truck when
I totaled it back in 2002.
To get your premium lower, start by
picking up the phone. You might not need
to shop around at all, but go to your current
insurer and see how they can help
you. The first quote they give you is based
on simple qualifications.
I phoned my company and found out
that my original price of $680 for 6
months of full coverage could actually be
reduced by well over $100. When I very
politely talked to the agent, she asked me
more in-depth questions.
“Are your grades above a 3.0?” “Do
you make less than $500 a month?” These
would qualify me for the good student
discount, and the low-income discount.
My company also offers a ‘steer clear’
program consisting of a DVD and a quiz
booklet. Score high and get lower rates.
My final quote was just under $500.
Not bad for spending 15 minutes on the
phone.
You are too old for Video Games
SHOULD COLLEGE STUDENTS CONSIDER HANGING UP OUR RED CAPS AND CALLING IT
"GAME OVER?"
By Kevin Breen, Ferris State Torch
A “Super Mario Kart”
advertisement was playing on
my friend’s computer. I was
only half-listening until I heard
someone in the commercial
say, “This is not your father’s
‘Mario Kart.’” That seems
like an obvious statement:
My father’s generation didn’t
have a “Mario Kart.” Then the
commercial's message hit me
like a ton of Tetris Blocks: By
“your father’s ‘Mario Kart,’”
he meant my “Mario Kart!”
Is there an age by which
people should grow up and
stop playing video games? Is
there a new Mario that has rendered
the old one obsolete? Am
I just out of touch? Probably
not. According to ComScore
Media Metrix, the average
gamer is 41 years old, and this
number has been steadily rising.
According to abcmcorp.
com, residents of the Willow
Dale nursing home play video
games on the Nintendo Wii. (I
recommend going to the site
for more information, and by
“information,” I mean “pictures
of nursing home residents
playing video games.”)
All things considered, college
gamers might still be on the
young side of the golden coin. I
was only six in 1992, when the
first “Mario Kart” came out of
the pipe. Was it my father who
spent his entire life savings
on the game when it was first
discounted to $20? I wished!
And that’s now. An Oct.
17, 1989 Torch article titled,
“Mario Bros. enroll at FSU,”
covered the effects video games
were having on the campus,
according to a later article by
Laura Chene. That was 19 years
ago. Gamers who were in their
20s back then are in their 40s
now, and many of them probably
have children who can
relate to the “not your father’s
‘Mario Kart’” commercial.
Despite the fact that there
are so many gamers beyond
college-age, I have had some
interesting encounters with
younger gamers. I came across
a video clip from the old “Super
Mario Brothers Super Show”
cartoon on Youtube. Someone
had commented critically,
writing that Mario and Toad
don’t talk like that, Koopas
don’t look like that, and that
Peach’s hair isn’t that color.
I responded, explaining that
they all used to be like that
until changes were made in
1991 and 1996. Didn’t this person
remember? No, he didn’t
remember because, according to
his profile, he was 13 years old.
Recently my four year-old
cousin visited, and he marveled
at my shelves of classic
Super Mario Brothers merchandise,
exclaiming that I had
a lot of “toys.” The Simpsons’
Comic Book Guy’s voice
played my head as I argued
internally, “They’re not toys!
They’re collector’s items.”
Another cousin of mine
brought the Nintendo Wii that
he bought for his son (who
could have been targeted with
the “not your father’s ‘Mario
Kart’” advertisement,) to
my grandparents’ house. For
the first time in his life, my
grandpa played a video game,
and he loved it. Before that,
he had always said that he
didn’t understand how people
could stand to play them.
So are college students too
old for video games, as commercials
that refer to “your
father’s ‘Mario Kart’” might
imply? Of course not! We’re all
reaching higher levels, which
gives us a one-up on younger
gamers. Why quit when we’re
just getting good?
Cell Phones: What we all
Have in Common
AN EXTENSION OF ONE'S SELF, CELL PHONE POPULARITY
IS ON THE RISE.
By Kelsey Schnell, Ferris State Torch
Throughout the course of history,
inventions and discoveries
have changed the way we
live. The wheel, electricity, the
light bulb, the automobile all
had a significant impact on how
we carry out our daily activities
throughout our entire lives.
I think it is safe to say that the
next invention on this list is the
cellular telephone.
According to a Feb. 24 article
by The Washington Post, there
is currently one cell phone for
every two people on the planet.
That puts the number at around
3.3 billion cell phones. While the
United States has a pretty firm
market niche, the areas of most
rapid growth in cell phone purchasing
are developing countries
like India and the Philippines.
However, with the lack of hardwire
or landline telephone capabilities,
it’s just easier to have a
cell phone in those places.
This begins to beg the question:
what will a world in which
everyone has a cell phone look
like?
Each day when I am getting
ready for work at around
7:30am, I give myself a sort of
‘pat down’ in order to ensure
that I have all of the items I
will need for the day. Left front
pants pocket contains my keys.
Left rear pocket is empty. Right
rear pocket contains my wallet,
and my right front pocket is
occupied by an ink pen, a tube
of mint chapstick and the oh so
important bit of technology; my
cell phone.
If, during this morning pat
down, I am unable to locate
my cell phone there is a brief
moment of panic followed by a
torrent of unorganized searching
and eventual victory in determining
the phone’s location.
Cell phones feed one of our
greatest human desires to socialize.
Their design has evolved
in the past few years into the
realm of the “Smart Phone.”
BlackBerry, Treo, iPhone and
the like all make up this genre
whose primary use is still that
of a telephone, but with a greater
emphasis on other uses. As
stated by the same article in
The Washington Post, the largest
camera maker in the world is the
same company that is the largest
music playing device manufacturer
and is also currently in
talks to take over the map data
behind mapquest.com. The company
is Nokia. And with their
resources, a new wave of GPS,
music capable, texting communication
devices are soon to be
had.
We see cell phones replacing
daily objects like cameras, maps
and even mp3 players, but more
primitive objects like watches
and flashlights are at a decline. If
you use your cell phone to light
your way in the dark, you’re
not alone. Sixty-six percent of
Americans do it too.
The idea that something
roughly the size of a pack of
gum or a candy bar can have
such a profound effect on our
lives is a bit daunting. If my
mother calls me and I don’t
respond within four hours, the
response I usually get from her
is something to the tune of, “…
is everything all right? Are you
okay?” Yes Mom, I’m fine.
The ease of communication,
the connections we make to others
are all at the sacrifice of privacy.
Being available 24 hours
a day is helpful, but using a
telephone as a crutch instead
of thinking ahead may be keeping
us from really planning our
day’s activities. Texting may
be a simple way to send your
friends a quick message, but it’s
also dismantling a grammatical
system that was already on the
ropes.
Try going a day without your
cell phone. Just for fun. Just
one day. Can the world survive
without hearing from you?
Can you survive without hearing
from it?
The Student Next to You Could Soon Have a Gun
THERE'S A RUMOR RUNNING AROUND THAT MICHIGAN COULD SOON PASS A LAW ALLOWING
STUDENTS WITH PERMITS TO CARRY GUNS ON CAMPUS.
By Megan Tower, A & E Editor
With all the school shootings
throughout the past decade,
many are weary about safety
and wish to protect themselves.
A piece of information
found on cnn.com states that
Michigan has legislation at the
House of Representatives that
would allow students to carry
concealed weapons on college
campuses.
First of all, I did some
research on Michigan.gov to
find pieces of legislation that
stated anything about allowing
people with concealed weapons
to be allowed to bring their
weapons on college campuses.
I found nothing but information
on new legislation that would
allow instructors, staff, and
administration on campuses to
carry concealed weapons.
Knowing a bit about how
newspapers operate, I know that
it is unlikely CNN would have
just made this up. They found
something I could not. However,
because I don’t have any other
proof other than a short statement
by CNN, I’m going to say
that this is a rumor.
However, it’s a pretty serious
one. I do not like the thought nor
see the need for students to carry
guns around Ferris.
I admit that it’s not an easy
process to obtain a permit in
the first place. According to
Michigan.gov, there are many
requirements that are needed in
order to obtain a concealed pistol
permit. One must be at least
21 and a legal resident of the
U.S. (or resident alien). There
must be no record of mental
health conditions, and the person
cannot have been dishonorably
discharged from the armed
forces. Of course, a pistol safety
course must be completed.
Oh, and if a felony has been
committed (in any state), don’t
think that person will be getting
a concealed pistol permit. Also,
if a person has been convicted
of a misdemeanor like driving
under a suspended license or
have gotten a DUI within the
last three years then he or she
won’t be getting a permit.
There are a lot of requirements
one must have before
getting the permit. However,
let’s look at one thing that has
happened with both of the last
two major university shooters—
neither had nothing more than
minor problem with the law.
The Virginia Tech shooter had
three speeding tickets. The NIU
shooter only had one. They were
fairly respectable citizens who
didn’t have law problems.
Which brings up another
thing I’m sure you’re thinking.
The NIU shooter, Kazmierczak,
was taking some sort of medication
for an unknown condition,
but had stopped shortly before
the incident occurred, leaving
many to believe that he had
some sort of mental condition.
Kazmierczak still had a gun on
his person. It wasn’t exposed,
but that’s what a concealed
weapon is: concealed.
No professor is going to ask
everyone in the class to see
the concealed weapon permits.
If a student saw a gun that’s
supposed to be hidden, no one
would ask about it.
What I’m trying to say here
is that some people will have
guns on campus without having
the permit.
That thick process to get a
permit just isn’t perfect.
I do believe that having guns
in classrooms could have some
positive effect. However, let’s
leave that to professors and
staff. Having twenty guns in a
classroom is not necessary for
stopping a gunner.
Only Time Will Tell
TALKING HEADS BATTLE OVER PLEDGED AND SUPER DELEGATES.
By Justin Jackson, Web Editor
If you have watched any of the
news networks’ coverage of the
Democratic Presidential contest
over the past month, I am sure you
have heard the word “superdelegate”
come up at least once. You
may be wondering who and what
is a superdelegate.
A superdelegate is a unique
position and title to the Democratic
National Convention. A superdelegate
is a party official on the
national committee, or an elected
Democratic official. These officials
include current governors,
U.S. Representatives, and U.S.
Senators. Past Presidents and Vice
Presidents are given this special
title and privilege too.
The purpose of a superdelegate
is to give party leaders and officeholders
a say in who receives
the Democratic Presidential nomination.
Between August 25-28,
2008, the superdelegates are free
to vote for any candidate at the
Democratic National Convention
in Denver.
There is some major controversy
brewing about how the superdelegates
will vote at the convention.
If Barack Obama wins the
March 4 primaries of Texas and
Ohio, Hillary is pretty much out
of the race. If she wins both of
these delegate-rich states, more
than likely we will not know who
the nominee will be until the convention.
The problem with the race
going all the way to the convention
is the fact that the voters
in all of the primaries would be
ignored. During the primaries,
each candidate receives a portion
of that particular state’s delegates
in proportion to the amount of the
votes they received. These delegates
are called pledged delegates.
For example, even though Hillary
Clinton won California, Barack
Obama still picked up a lot of
delegates because the race was so
close. Hillary received 52 percent
of the vote in California, earning
her 195 pledged delegates. Barack
won 43 percent of the vote and
152 pledged delegates.
Currently, CNN projects that
Barack Obama has earned 1,158
pledged delegates, along with the
support of 161 superdelegates.
Hillary Clinton has received 1,016
pledged delegates, plus the support
of 234 superdelegates. Adding
these two figures gives us a sum of
1,319 total delegates for Barack
compared to Hillary’s 1,250.
As you can see, the race is
very close in both the battles for
pledged and super delegates. If a
clear winner is not decided after
the Ohio and Texas primaries, it
will be up to the superdelegates to
choose the nominee.
There is some argument among
the Democratic Party on who the
superdelegates should support.
Some officials feel that superdelegates
should be able to stick
to their position description and
choose whoever they want. Others
are saying that the superdelegates
should vote for whoever won a
majority of the votes in their home
state.
If there is a clear front-runner
by August, and a majority of the
superdelegates do not like who is
poised to receive the nomination,
they could theoretically swing the
vote to the other candidate. Is there
a possibility that this could happen?
The answer is yes. But would
that really happen? Probably not.
Currently, some superdelegates
are going public with who they
plan on supporting. From the
Michigan delegation, Governor
Jennifer Granholm, along with
her Lieutenant, John Cherry, have
thrown their support behind Hillary Clinton. Sen. Debbie Stabenow,
and Reps. Sander Levin, Dale
Kildee and John Dingell also support
Clinton.
Only one Representative has
announced publicly that he is supporting
Barack Obama. This lone
Michigander happens to be John
Conyers from the Detroit area.
Other Michigan superdelegates
have not backed any candidate yet
including Michigan Democratic
Party Chairman Mark Brewer,
Sen. Carl Levin and Rep. Carolyn
Cheeks Kilpatrick. Some of the
national party figures that are
still on the fence include former
President Jimmy Carter, former
Vice President and Presidential
candidate Al Gore, Democratic
National Committee Chair Howard
Dean, Senate Majority Leader
Harry Reid and House Speaker
Nancy Pelosi.
Another controversy is also
brewing about the future of
both the Michigan and Florida
delegates. Since both of these
swing states violated Democratic
National Committee (DNC) rules
by moving their primaries forward,
the DNC has decided to strip both
states of their delegates. The big
question is whether or not the delegates
would be seated at the convention
in Denver. Both Michigan
and Florida are swing states with a
good number of electoral votes in
the Electoral College. Would the
Democratic Party be crazy enough
to alienate the voters in these key
states? This is another major argument
that will be coming to a head
within the upcoming weeks.
What affect, if any at all, would
the superdelegates have on the outcome
of the Democratic National
Convention? Will the Michigan
and Florida delegates be seated at
the convention? The only answer
to both of these questions that
I can seem to find comes from
the popular Jimmy Buffett song,
“Only time will tell.”
Women and the Stress of the World
STRESS MAY BE THE SOURCE OF PHYSICAL, MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL STRAIN FOR WOMEN.
By Nikra Howard, Ferris State Torch
Do women have a built-in
hormonal disadvantage when it
comes to being stressed about
different things in life? That’s
the highly loaded question that I
asked myself as my mood seemed
to change with the weather during
last week.
We all have stress sometimes.
For some people, it happens
before having to speak in public.
For other people, it might be
before a first date. What causes
stress for you may not be stressful
for someone else. Sometimes
stress is helpful it can encourage
you to meet a deadline to get
things done. But long-term stress
can increase the risk of diseases
like depression, heart disease and
a variety of other problems.
Stress is defined as physical,
mental, or emotional strain or
tension according to dictornary.
com. Stress occurs all the time
in most people’s lives. At some
point in their lives, almost all
people will go through stressful
events or situations that overwhelm
their ability to cope.
Today, women make up
almost half the U.S. work force.
In most cases, this is done out of
the necessity to make ends meet
and pay monthly bills. Women
are more likely than men to have
multiple roles. The roles may be
a nontraditional college student,
a woman who has children or
maybe a caregiver to an elderly
adult.
More women are now holding
higher positions and are working
in trades that were mostly occupied
by men. Studies show that a
job with high demands, low control
over how the job is done, and
low social support lead to greater
decline in health status (cbsnews.
com).
Stress for me last week came
from me moving too fast, having
too many worries and not prioritizing
what I needed to do. At
first, just thinking about what I
had to do got me a little worried.
As I sat down and thought about
everything, it moved from worry
to a headache which I diagnosed
as caused by stress.
So with my self diagnosis I
found a couple of tips to reduce
stress from my life and I wanted to
share them with you. Prioritize,
simplify, share work, be active,
communicate, slow down, get
plenty of rest and eat sensibly.
A balanced diet provides all the
necessary energy needed during
the day. A woman should avoid
illegal drugs and excessive use of
alcohol.
Sometimes, especially in highly
stressful situations of a temporary
nature such as the death of
a loved one, medications can be
helpful. However, over the long
term, the risks of dependence on
medications, or of substituting
medication for other productive
steps, must be weighed against
the benefits.
According to heatlth.discovery.
com, eliminating stress from
life is impossible. However,
doing nothing to counteract stress
will virtually guarantee that one
will experience harmful physical
and emotional consequences.